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control a cat

Put bells on this sucker and it'd be a torture device.

Just throw the damned thing outside. But can you teach it to flush? Some things are better left unseen. Rosie O'Donnell comes to mind. Every woman on Earth who lives with a cat needs one of these. Men? Not so much. I guess it's be a little rough on the cat if ya threw them outside in New York City. Might hit somebody, too. I wonder if they make a raccoon-proof model?

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